how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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