i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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