This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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