no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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