quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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