I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
