We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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