Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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