I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just had sex bonerless
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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