when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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