okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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