just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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