Already got asked if we're dating
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
