Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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