Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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