her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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