guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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