white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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