She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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