I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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