Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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