her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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