Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Actions speak louder than pants.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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