after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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