I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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