Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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