i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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