i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she smelled like a LAN party
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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