I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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