Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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