Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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