I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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