what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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