so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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