just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
