There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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