How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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