ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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