your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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