I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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