I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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