Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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