Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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