on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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