ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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