The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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