No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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