nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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