The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
