Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize