He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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