Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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