So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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