Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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