so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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