is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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