are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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