I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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